The ABCs of Real Estate Investing

May 25, 2009

Throughout my real estate investing career I have been very successful and have never lost money on any deal…ANY DEAL. I attribute my success to the fact that I look at every aspect of every deal until I find the flaw, when and if I can’t find a flaw that is when I am convinced that the deal is for me. So I decided to write down some of the factors that have been very beneficial to me in my investing career; upon inspection of my bullet points I found a pattern of answers that became very funny.  So funny in fact I wrote this list of….

 

The ABCs of Real Estate Investing

 

Act – Now

Be – A Mentor

Create – A Team of competent professionals

Drive – to what you do best

Educate – Yourself

Force – Change, as change is growth

Give – it all

Have – Fun, otherwise it isn’t worth doing

Improve – Daily

Just – Do It

Keep – learning

Laugh – Often

Motivate – other to succeed

Negotiate – with fire

Organize – your skills

Pass – on any deal you don’t like, don’t understand or don’t believe in

Qualify – everything including even what I tell you

Respect – what real estate can bring you

Stay – focused on your goals

Take – Chances, sometimes they pay off

Understand – what you really want

Verify – all the numbers yourself

Want – What You Need, Not Need What You Want

Xamine – the deal closely (Ok you caught me on this one LOL)

Yearn – for more education

Zero – in on your life goals


Up in the sky…it’s a bird…it’s a plane…its Super Realtor.

May 7, 2009

“Able to leap tall building is a single bound, faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, Up in the sky…it’s a bird…it’s a plane…its Superman.” Well not literally, but you can be the real estate equivalent of Superman by taking to heart these 5 key concepts. If you want your career to soar to new heights and outpace your competition by a mile, then I suggest you implement these 5 key concepts NOW! As you know, the paramount issue to surviving as a Realtor is being the first name that anyone thinks about, mentions or recommends when talking about real estate. The key is very simple…you need to be that name. The task on the other hand, is a bit more problematic. If you want to stay ahead of the curve and your competition, I believe there are five key concepts that you must excel and conquer to become the “Super Realtor.”

1) Be visible. Becoming visible is a function of the amount of exposure to your client base. Making yourself a common name is crucial to any advertising campaign, look at any national brand of anything and you’ll understand what I mean. Every action you do, should in some part be designed to increase your exposure to your clients, whether it is volunteering for a local charity, writing an article in your local newsletter, or just plain advertising your company in the newspaper. Increasing your exposure to create a “top-of-mind” awareness in your clients’ mind is the paramount concept to becoming a Super Realtor.

2) Be educated. Being able to both understand your market and talk about your market is very important when speaking with your client. Knowing the important issues that face your client, like days-on-market, average selling price, requirements for lenders, etc. will benefit you by gaining your clients’ trust and respect. There are many specialized designations within the real estate world, and obtaining higher education you are able to benefit your clients and dominate your market.

3) Be the expert. Prove your mastery of your market by writing about it, speaking about it and teaching about it. Writing an article for a local newspaper, company flyer or newsletter is an excellent way to prove your knowledge and instill confidence in your clients. Supplement other people’s articles with podcasts, videocasts and webinars about related topics. Blog about your industry, produce podcasts, videocasts, interviews, predictions, solutions, reports, ebooks. Teaching has amazing benefits: it solidifies your knowledge of a topic and gives you instant credibility as “the expert” in your field. If you don’t have the opportunity to teach, then consider answering questions on sites like Linked Answers or Yahoo Questions.

4) Be Focused. Concentrating in just one area of the real estate market is one of the best ways to move to the head of the class. Choosing a niche market to excel can be beneficial in many ways. By narrowing down your market and concentrating in one area it is much easier to be visible, get educated and become the expert.

5) Be persistent. It’s easy to be good when the market is easy, but hard to be good when the market is hard. So says most every Realtor you and I know. Going the extra mile to remain constant and diligent in the tough market is key to surviving. However, the bright side is that once the “market” turns again, you are better suited to make even bigger strides in your domination of the local market.


Blogging the “water” of your business life

April 10, 2009

I was talking to a colleague of mine the other day and we were discussing the topic of blogging on my site, or your site for that matter.  I have always considered blogging like eating ice cream… you do it when urge strikes you and not something you should do on a daily basis.  However, during the conversation we touched on the subject of frequency and he mentioned that he blogged EVERYDAY.  Quickly I thought “was this guy crazy or what?”

 

We then proceeded to talk about the advantages of blogging to support your business.  He convinced me that blogging on a regular basis has many advantages and needs to be seen more like water for your business than ice cream.  You need to provide a platform to provide a life source of continual supply of prospects to your business and what better way than a virtually free advertisement about you and your business. Through education of your blog, your customers and readers can understand your business model, strengths and services you can provide them.  Coupled with the pervasiveness of the internet, business-based blogging has evolved into a vital, if not crucial, portion of your business market plan.

 

So I decide to think of as many advantages to business-based blogging as I could. I am sure that I have missed a large portion of the advantages to blogging and encourage you, the reader, to find more each day.

 

Advantages of Blogging

 

  • Blogs boost online branding; they create an awareness of your service or product for numerous readers and clients alike.  Top-of-mind consciousness is the paramount issues for business providing a service or product.  Readers who continually read your blogs will retain your name and maintain your business.
  • Blogs have the potential to develop stronger relationships with your clients. Blogs provide a medium for longer explanations of your service or products and thus paint a better “picture” of you as a business
  • Blogs provide an excellent way of sharing information and knowledge. Your clients can become more informed about you, your business, its service or products and therefore make a more informed decision.
  • Blogs allow you to interact with your customers. Blogs offer you the option of enabling a “comments” field where readers can give you feedback; you will have at your disposal an effective and inexpensive way to get to know your clients thoughts, needs or desires better.
  • Blogs build up the profile of the author as an expert in their field. The business, and you in turn, we be sought after as the expert in that field.  This will give you instant creditability to you clients and future clients as well.
  • Blogs create an environment where not only you, but the entire crowd of clients and readers can share ideas and opinions about your service or product; thus creating a platform where your clients and readers can learn from each other as well. Commenting on other people’s blog can be as important as writing your own.
  • Blogs provide a great tool for media, marketing and PR. The cost of blogging is virtually zero compared to more traditional forms of communication.

 

So as you see the benefits of blogging are immense and provide you a large return of your time and money far greater than any other method of marketing. 

 

 

That’s why Blogging is the water of your business life…at least as I, the Real Estate Monkey, see it.


Why your doctor should kiss you

March 18, 2009

Ok I know the title of this blog just screams to you what I am going to talk about, but damn it, it’s my blog if you want to write about a surprise ending then get your own damn space. Today was a very frustrating day, at least from the consumer point of view.  I had a doctor’s appointment at 1pm and was advised to be there early “…you need to fill out some paper work,”  which loosely translates to we have useless piles of paper for you to color on to keep you busy while the doctor runs twenty minutes late.

 

OK…OK… to the point…so after waiting for twenty minutes I decide to be a conscientious consumer and I return to the desk with the lady wearing the Sponge Bob scrubs and pony tail and stare her straight in the eyes and say “how much is today’s visit going to cost?”

 

Suddenly I realized I just asked her to unlock DaVinci’s code, explain the inner workings of the atom bomb or converse in Farsi while running uphill, what was I thinking… asking such an impossible question, MY BAD.  Seriously, lady come on, why the deer in the headlight look?  I thought it was a very simple question. “How much will it cost to see the doctor?” So she did what any highly-trained-effective-take-charge kind of leader would do, she ask me to have a seat and wait while she would ask someone.  “Ask someone” “Ask someone” Are you friggin kidding me, “ask someone.” Isn’t there a chart for these little minor inconveniences of billing your patients, I guess I can see how that chart could get easily overlooked.

 

So I sat and waited…and waited, finally my name was called to see the doctor with no answer to my very simple question. Finally after a fifteen minute conversation with the doctor I was escorted to another doctor in another part of the building.  Again I made the fatal error of asking the dreaded question. Come on people even McDonalds has a chart hanging from the ceiling telling me what I going to pay for a Big Mac, fries and large coke. Why not my doctor?  How about a menu like a restaurant, that way I can pick my appetizer of rudeness, main course of the doctor running late and a desert of no real answer from the doctor.  Never mind the upsize. Hell, even Sears runs ads in the paper so that you see what they’re going to bill you, even before you enter the building. Now that’s service.

 

So after a combined time of almost 55 minutes talking to two different doctors and seeing a parade of Sponge Bob, Scooby Doo and Hello Kitty scrubs walk past my examination room without a word, I am escorted to the checkout office.  There I am met with an equally intellectual woman sporting her favorite cartoon character on her scrubs as well; my God it looked like Walt Disney blew up all over those nurses.

 

She peers at me over her glasses and asks for my insurance cards, at which time I explain I am paying cash and have been trying for over an hour now to figure the cost of today’s Disney on parade.  She sighs and says “Oh a cash discount is in order, that’ll be $296.00”

 

I am sorry, “I thought you said $296.00 dollars.” “Yes and that’s with the discount Mr. Modglin” My jaw hit the floor, $300 for an hour to talk to a modern day medicine man. I know it cost a lot of money to go to med school, but damn is he trying to make it all up on me? I asked with a huge smile on my face “…from where did that price come from?” She pointed to ‘the chart’ and said “right here, see the doctor’s notes it says $355.”  So you don’t know that to be true I asked her. Yes she smiled again and said “see the doctor said so, that’s why.”  Well Perry Mason how do you argue against the crafty “because I said so” defense.

 

As I left the doctor’s office I felt violated, not in a medical sense but in a consumer sense. Nowhere could ANYBODY tell me the price of that visit, no billboard, no menu no written advertisements not even an eye chart. The doctor was the only one there that could tell his billing department how much it costs, thank God he was there to fill in that blank area of billing. I turned back to the receptionist, Miss Sponge Bob, and asked if I could have a kiss, a hug, a dinner date at least buy me a drink; because if I spend $300 in an hour I expect a little something in return.  That’s why your doctor should kiss you when you go to visit him …at least with the Real Estate Monkey


Cigars and Friends

March 17, 2009

I have heard the down side to smoking and I agree with it, lung cancer, stinky clothes, reduced physical activity, blah, blah, blah and more blah. But what about the upside to smoking {cigars} that is?  I have recently acquired the habit of smoking cigars when I’m relaxing after a hard day’s work and I have a found a terrific upside, THE PEOPLE. 

There is a fantastic world of people from all races, religions, colors and creeds all drawn together by one simple denominator, cigars.  When I smoke my cigar in the local cigar store there are dozens of people that congregate to talk, discuss, lie and just plain gossip about what they know and how they know it and from whom they found out about it.  Listening to these stories and adding my own as well has become quite a habit that I want, nay …need on a daily basis.

What size engine does a Ford Mustang have? Who threw the last “no-hitter” in baseball? What did President Obama REALLY mean when he said…., all of these topics and more can be learned by simply smoking cigars.  Knowledge abounds and it is there for the taking.  “…and how does smoking a cigar bring you this wisdom, you ask?”  Simple sitting in the middle of the cigar store and NOT smoking just would look dumb.

The best part is that everybody has a role and a forte in which they excel and based upon the current clientele at the particular moment dictates the host of topics that are discussed.  For instance, when you see Dave, cars it is. George means politics and Brent is all about the sports and football. I myself am good for real estate and investing and of course the current climate of the economy as it pertains to real estate.  Stick to your strengths so to speak.  I am always plugging, my radio show on freedom 95.9 FM on Saturday’s at noon; however, when you see Gary…. you just cringe.  Nobody knows what Gary is going to talk about, not even Gary.  He can hardly wait to hear what he’s going to say next.  So in short I learn something every time I go smoke a cigar and hangout with the smartest people I know.  Whether its the size of the engine in a Ford Mustang, Peyton Mannings favorite cereal or Barack Obama’s zip code as a child, I learn SOMETHING every time I go.

So, the next time someone bad mouths smoking just tell them that a persons IQ is drastically increased when they smoke a cigar, at least if they do it with the Real Estate Monkey


My 2009 Real Estate Predictions

January 3, 2009

The Real Estate Monkey’s 2009 Real Estate Predictions

After almost a decade in the business I have seen many things, but nothing like what is in store for the 2009 real estate market.  It’s not uncommon for a listener of my radio show or a reader of my blogs to accuse us of being optimistic of the investment real estate market. You see, they think that because I make a living off of deals that I have to be optimistic but the truth is NOW really is the time to make money.  2009 will be a great year.

Due to the shift in the market over the last six to twelve months, a recession in the housing market has been born.  The time is perfect for the true real estate investor to step to the forefront.  “Light” has its “dark,” “up” has its “down” and “hard-times” for some has its “great-times” for others and now my friends is the GREAT TIME for us.

Here are my predictions for the real estate market in 2009.

·         No appreciation in the market – the market in the past year or so has been erratic, at best, with foreclosure becoming the problem du jour throughout the United States.  Due to the vast number of foreclosures and spiraling downward values of most homes has created a market with little to no appreciation in values.  This trend of constant value with no appreciation will continue throughout the majority of 2009 and into early 2010. You may see some values start to creep back into the market near the middle of 2010.
 

·         Mortgage rates will be driven higher – Because mortgage rates are influenced by mortgage bonds and mortgage-backed securities (MBS), not fed rates, I predict interest rates will continue to rise throughout 2009 and finish the year between 7 – 8 percent.  On the bright side I don’t believe we will ever see the rates of the Reaganomic years again.

    

·        A “Seller’s market” will appear  – Due to limited “real” inventory of homes from Sellers who can actually sell their homes, coupled with driven-down values by foreclosures, short sales and bank-owned properties, more Buyers will find themselves climbing over each other to get to the attractive listings throughout 2009. It will NOT be unusual for sellers to receive multiple offers for these properties.   In early to mid 2010 the “multiple offers” situation will drive up the prices of the properties, thus carrying other homes values along as well. The stiff competition will cause frustration and confusion among buyers who will find themselves going head-to-head with investors. The need for financing by a buyer will be out-shadowed by the cash Buyer and lose every time. This means it will be more important than ever for home buyers to hire an excellent Realtor like Raymond Modglin
 

·       Banks will get “tricky” – In an effort to drive up housing prices, banks will slowly introduce their REO inventory to the market at prices at market or near-market values throughout all of 2009, Under greater pressure to cut losses and increase revenue, banks will be forced to find ways to recoup their losses and regain consumer trust. Although state and federal charters prohibit banks from renting out bank-owned homes, banks will find a way to work around this prohibition.  By transferring title from bank-owned homes into holding companies, banks may find a loophole that will allow them to rent out homes instead of putting them on the market. This maneuver will let banks receive income while waiting for the market to turnaround.  However, there is a silver lining to this crafty maneuver, property management companies as well as construction (rehab) companies will be hired to manage and repair these properties for higher rental returns.

      

·        Loan modification will drastically decrease – Banks are in business to make money and it always much easier and less expensive to foreclose than attempt to modify a loan when you take into account a foreclosure is always successful whereas only a few loan modifications will be successful.  Furthermore, if a bank must rewrite a loan, they will prefer to write those loans to new borrowers who meet newer more rigid standards than modify a loan with somebody that historically has had problems.  As a result, the number of foreclosures will continue to rise throughout 2009 while loan modifications will wane early on in the year.

           

·        The rental market will expand – Due to the mounting number of homeowners losing their homes to foreclosure, the tenant market will continue to swell throughout 2009 and into early 2010.  There will be fewer rental homes available than the demand will dictate, which will put upward pressure on rental rates. Sellers who are unwilling to take a hit on their sales prices will put their homes on the market as rentals, but that won’t provide enough inventory to fulfill demand.  Overall, it’s a good time to be landlord

          

·         Uncle Sam will kill tax incentives – Many Sellers who hope to sell in 2009 may get hit with an unexpected change in the I.R.S. Tax Code Section 121. The law has been exempting the first $500,000 of capital gains, for married couples, and the first $250,000 of capital gains, for single people, since 1997.   In order to fill the governments coffers, I predict one method would be to change the home sale tax exclusion in 2009, disallowing the “free money” that up to now sellers have been able to pull out upon the sale of their homes. 

These predictions are all my opinion and may, or may not, come to fruition; however, one thing is very true, real estate agents will be leaving the business as times are becoming tougher and tougher.  The industry will weed itself of lackluster and inexperienced real estate agents as well as mortgage brokers, title representatives and bankers. This process of “thinning the heard” will produce better choices for all Sellers and Buyers and hopefully restore balance to the consumer.

 


Investing In Green

October 27, 2008

When I started investing in real estate a little over 10 years ago, I was told there was only one color that mattered, GREEN, as in money.  In today’s ever progressing world, society has becoming more aware of the environment, ecology and the economy.  New terms like carbon footprint, emission credits and eco-friendly, have once again proven that the color GREEN may still be the most important term to real estate investing. 

 

What is GREEN you ask? When building any property, a great number of materials and products will be used during the construction and in the finished product. The essence is to use less virgin material and more recycled material during the actual construction phase of the project; however, this is only one portion of the equation.  Many times a product may not be GREEN in of itself, but the manner it which it is used or location where is produced may contribute to the overall GREEN of the project. Example, the wood materials used in the project may not be GREEN; however, due to the fact it is produced and shipped a small distance to our location reduces emissions of the transport company to the environment, thus contributing the overall GREEN of the project.

 

When many homeowners consider building GREEN, there are motivated by psychological beliefs to reduce waste, increase efficiency and save mother earth.  However, when considering building GREEN as an investor, motivations are guided more by financial reasons rather than the psychological reasons.  These reasons should not be construed as cold and heartless simply because they are guided by the purse strings rather then the heartstrings.   Keeping GREEN on the top of your mind when investing in real estate is not only smart but has become critical to further an investor’s return of investment.

 

As an investor of real estate, the prime consideration for any project, residential or commercial, is to produce a positive income that covers all the expenses required to operate, any debt service incurred plus a sufficient return to the owner.  That is accomplished in one of two different manners, either by increasing the incoming monies or reducing the outgoing monies.  When a strategy comes along that allows for an investor to accomplish both increase the incoming money and decrease the outgoing money, it must take a position in the forefront of his investing due diligence.

 

When completing due diligence on a potential investment property an investor must consider the ramifications of being GREEN.  There are three areas that the investor can benefit from GREEN investing; his job is to find a way to quantify these benefits to truly considering the property for any sustainable portfolio:

  1. Direct benefits
  2. Indirect benefits
  3. Philosophical benefits

 

Direct benefits are a primary financial reason for builders, investors and homeowners that are considering GREEN.  The financial benefits of GREEN properties include lower energy, waste disposal, and water costs, lower environmental and emissions costs, lower operations and maintenance costs, and savings from increased productivity and health.  The amount of resources alone can be easily quantified and calculated into the overall profit of any GREEN project.  The materials and utilities consumed in any active property can be easily measured and monitored to determine the exact amount of savings generated from high-efficiency appliances, low-use water facilities or reduced cost of recycled materials used in the building of the property.  All of these facets can produce a more GREEN property and save precious amounts of money that can be seen directly on the “bottom line” of any investment property.

 

What about the increased building cost you ask? Greg Kats, principal of Capital E, a Washington, D.C. consultancy focusing on clean energy, has come up with some concrete answers to the question of cost.  A report engaged by Mr. Kats on 33 different GREEN  new-build properties that the average premium for all 33 studied green buildings was slightly less than 2% ($3 to $5 per square foot).  This premium can be easily overcome by direct benefits alone on most investment properties within the first two years of active service. 

 

The second benefit of going GREEN are considered indirect and sometimes harder to quantify and place directly on the “bottom line.”  A major indirect benefit of a GREEN property is the stabilized income from constant tenancy throughout a lease period.  By lowered utility costs for tenants make it possible for them to spend more money (consistently) on rental payments and less chance of the tenant’s move out due to high utility bills.  A stabilized renter provides less vacancy and thus less income that the owner must inject for mortgage payments, expenses and other issues.  Once again, this indirect stabilization of income can be transferred directly to the investors “bottom line” and creating a higher return of investment property than with a comparable non-GREEN­ property.  Other indirect costs that are harder to quantify and thus capture on your “bottom line” are the amounts of emission saved from using products in the property that are produced near-by.  The shipping of products over a smaller distance does reduce emissions from carbon-based vehicles such as cars, trucks, and trains.  An added indirect cost is by purchasing products from other eco-friendly GREEN companies that produce less waste, use less energy and create a smaller carbon footprint during the production of any products that go into building a property. 

 

The third benefit and nearly impossible to capture is the philosophical benefits of going GREEN.  These benefits are not taken into consideration for many investors when looking at a property as a single stand alone entity and can only be realized when an investor “sees the big picture.”  The overall feeling of well-being and goodness that an investor feels by doing the environment good is something that can only be realized by the investor himself and can not be shared or translated to other people.  These benefits are for the greater good and not at all captured on any financial report, income statement or expense record.  Often times these benefits are based upon a moral ethic contained within the investor and not for financial reasons at all.

 

“We believe the green movement will continue to gain momentum as pressure from governments, tenants, customers, shareholders, and the public continues to grow in the coming years,” said a report authored by James Feldman, Alexander Goldfarb, Jeffrey Spector and other analysts. 

 

The GREEN “movement” is not a fad and will continue to grow and be a significant part of any investors thoughts, concerns and determination of choice investment properties.


The Marion County Tax Sale

October 17, 2008

As I enter the massive room used to hold the annual Marion County real estate tax sale, I notice one thing peculiar, the lack of copious amounts of professional real estate investors. Color me intrigued. Armed with my list of carefully sought-out, assessed and reviewed properties I take a seat near the front. In my sights I finally see one familiar investor face…competition. Now I’m not saying I know everybody in the real estate “game”, but after a decade of investing, brokering, studying and owning property, I know a fair share of professional real estate investors. What I saw was hordes and hordes of beginner want-to-be investors looking for their first BIG score. Each one had their list and were feverously taking notes as I waited for the auction to start.

Here is my big problem, many of the people surrounding me, eagerly ran up bids on properties that I had concluded were, at best, being auctioned far above their value TO ME at their stated minimums. I saw vacant lots in the inner city go for thousands of dollars and I thought to myself, why waste money on a lot that probably will never be reclaimed. Add to this the fact that the bidder must wait, usually, 1 year to redeem these properties. Then what? Sell it on the open market. Who is the Buyer? Not me…you? Are they going to build a NEW house in the OLD city blocks? Even then who is the Buyer?

Please consider this question you should ask yourself every time you buy a property. When, not if, I sell this property who is the Buyer and where are they living now. Let me explain, a cute little bungalow perfect for the “beginning” family, where are they living now. The answer…apartment dwellers. So if you are selling this bungalow you shop the apartment complexes for the Buyer. Similarly, large mansions Buyer’s are currently living in the mid-range house and that’s your target for this mansion sale. So, if this true who wants to buy a NEW house in an OLD area? The answer is …nobody, or very few.

Why then, are these investors buying these properties? The answer is two parts: 1) Cheap. They think that they can buy something of great value for little to nothing at all 2) late-night program hawkers that “teach” beginners the secrets on how to buy tax sale properties for under $300.

After a few hours I have determined that most properties are either not being bid on or they are being bid-up by multiple investors trying to get the same “great deal.”

So I left, of course AFTER I bought my three choice properties from my list…coincidently no other bidders emerged on these properties. Many beginning investors carefully stepped over the diamonds to get to the lumps of coal.


The 4 types of investors

May 13, 2008

1) The thief – the thief is a person who tries to steal everything for a price so low it is hardly accepted, EVER.  Success rate of an accepted offer by a thief very low, usually about 1 accepted offer out of 30 – 50 offers written.  So rate yourself accordingly based upon the amount of offers you have written, or worse, had your poor sap of a realtor write for you.

2) The true investor – the true investor is experienced in the art of deal making and solving someone else’s problem and still making money on the deal.  The true investor is sometimes called a “shark;” the difference between a  shark and thief is that a shark, while having a killer instinct, will only eat what it needs to be full and leave left over for the other fish; whereas, a thief will take everything and not leave anything for anybody else profit from. The true investor has 1 accepted offer for every 10 – 15 offers written. 

3) The novice – the novice is an investor that is not quite sure what they are doing and usually end paying too much for the property with realizing it until they have to hit the “oh shit” button.  Believe it or not, the novice investor is usually really succcesful in getting an offer accepted, because they pay too much money for the deal.  If you are writting offers and getting one accepted for every 5 – 7 offers written – well you be the judge.

4) The “wanna be” investor – the wanna be is exactly that – A WANNA BE.  their success of getting an offer accepted is ZERO, because they always find a reason to not make they offer or worse, pull out of an offer before it closes.

The overall message of this blog is to understand that becoming a succesful real estate investor may be measured upon the amount of succes you have in your offer writting process.  Too many succesfully written offers may mean you are paying too much and may want to re-consider your pricing strategy; while too few offers accepted may mean they same thing as well, only your being too much of a tight-wad.  You be the judge. 

–just the thoughts of a Real Estate Monkey